One sure sign that God has pronounced judgment on the U.S. of A. is the removal of His anointed miniature golf course from our midst. After all, nothing says "Fun Park" like the "place of the skull" where Jesus was crucified!
Though to be honest, I can kinda see why this didn't draw the crowds. Connoisseurs of putt-putt know that it involves more than just a few decorative statues--a better course would have had you hit the ball through Jesus' Sacred Heart, where it would then roll around in his body & pop out through one on the holes in his hands, side or feet. That's not blasphemy--it's just respecting the art form!